Alison-Madueke Storms Lagos Filling Stations; Talks Tough

The Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, on Sunday blamed the current scarcity of petrol nationwide on the diversion of the commodity by some marketers.
Nigeria has been hit by its worst fuel scarcity in months, with the 36 states and the Federal Capital, Abuja, left without sufficient supply for weeks. Queues have returned to filling stations as motorists spend days before being able to buy fuel.
Mrs. Alison-Madueke made an unscheduled inspection of 15 filling stations in Surulere, Ikoyi, Ajah and Iponri areas of Lagos.
“We have enough fuel to serve the country, the challenge we are having is that, some drivers will not supply the lifted products to designated filling stations,” the minister said.

Khloe Kardashian Shows off Hot Short Ripped Jeans

All eyes on her! Khloe Kardashian strutted her gorgeous self in Hollywood on Friday, March 7. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star turned heads in a cleavage-baring dominatrix style ensemble.
Kardashian, 29, stunned in a tight-fitting black top, ripped short jeans and a black jacket. She matched the chic look with knee-length stiletto boots and kept her chestnut locks down in waves.
The now-single reality star has been upping her style as of late, and recently revealed in British Cosmopolitan that she dropped 30 pounds in 2013. "I'm feeling good… I've worked very hard on my body so I think now I can sex it up a little!" she said in its February 2014 issue.
"My 2014 mission is to wear a crop top with jeans. I've never done that so it has to happen one day," added the star, who separated from estranged husband Lamar Odom in December 2013.

Bayelsa State Sues EFCC Over Unremitted Stolen Fund

The Bayelsa State Government has sued the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) over the commission’s alleged refusal remit back to it, funds recovered from its convicted ex-Governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.
In a suit now before Justice Ademola Adeniyi of the Federal High Court, Abuja, the state claimed that N1.4billion and another 1.3 million USD were recovered from Alamieyesiegha ‎on his conviction by the Federal High Court, in Lagos.
In a writ of summons issued against EFCC and its Chairman, Mr Ibrahim Lamorde, the state urged the court to among others, declare as corrupt acts, the refusal of the commission to remit back to it, the recovered funds.
It also urged the court to declare that the decision by the EFCC to continue “trading with the funds by way of funds placement/fixed deposits is an act of corruption and an economic crime contrary to sections 6 and 7 of the EFCC (Establishment) Act, 2004.

How to shower without using a drop of water

Too lazy to have a shower? Worry no more, there's a lotion for that.

DryBath is a germ-killing gel that allows you to take a bath without using a single drop of water or soap -- all you need is to apply the gel on your skin and then vigorously rub it off using your hands.

"The special formula will cover the whole body with the cleansing gel, which will use the vigorous rubbing to lift the dirt off the skin," explains Ludwick Marishane, the inventor of DryBath and founder of Headboy Industries.

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Nigerian Trader Arrested For Opening 25 Accounts With One Bank

A 39-year-old trader, Okonkwo Nwachukwu, has been arrested by the Special Fraud Unit, Ikoyi, after he was discovered to have opened 25 savings accounts with Zenith Bank, under different identities. The SFU spokesperson, DSP Ngozi Isintume-Agu, said the SFU Commissioner of Police had received a petition from the bank on February 12, 2014.

“The petition alleged that Nwachukwu had appeared at the Amuwo Odofin branch of Zenith Bank to open a savings account and presented an already completed savings account opening package with the name, Obiozor Ifeanyi, and identified himself as such with a National Identity Card.

''I Can Act In A Po'rn Movie'' – Cossy Orjiakor

In a recent interview with Sun News she spoke about the possibility of acting in a Po'rnographic movie, her respect for Afrocandy and the supposed po'rn movie she did with a dog!
See excerpts below;

Recently, you were linked with po'rn actress, Afrocandy. In fact, she offered you a role in her yet-to-be-shot po'rn movie. Did you accept?

I’ve not met her but I think she’s a cool babe. I like her guts and Maheeda’s guts as well; they’re doing their own thing. If one way does not work, the other should; they’re paying their dues.

What about the po'rn movie role?

I can act in a po'rn movie but I can never go n'ude myself. If I have to act with somebody and they use a body double to do the acting, that’s fine. But as for me, I can never go nu'de. If you insist that I must act n'ude then you have to use a body double. They’ve done it before. That was when I was dancing for Obesere. They superimposed a dog on me and said I was having se'x with the dog. And before I knew it everybody was calling me a po'rn actor! That picture was photo shopped. I can remember a guy called me up and said he had a picture of me having se;x with a dog and I told him to go to hell; he wanted to blackmail me, and then he published the story

2 days later, no sign of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Despite the efforts of 34 planes, 40 ships and search crews from ten countries, officials have not found any sign of a Malaysia Airlines flight that went missing two days ago.
"Unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, we have not found anything that appear to be objects from the aircraft, let alone the aircraft," Azharuddin Abdul Rahman, director general of the Malaysian civil aviation department, told reporters Monday.
So, more than 48 hours later, the mysteries surrounding Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 -- and the true identifies of some of its passengers -- remain intact.
Rahman discounted media reports that a plane door had been spotted.
Questions swirl after airliner vanishes

Are flight recorders 'antiquated?'

Chief of Army Staff relocates to troubled North East

The Chief of Army staff, Lt. Gen, Kenneth Minimah has relocated to the warring North East zone of Nigeria where the Boko Haram insurgence has been on the increase in recent times. The Army Chief is said to have relocated there following the Feb. 26th directive by the National Assembly members for him to be present at the insurgent zone so he can personally monitor the situation there and give proper direction to the fight against the terror group.
The Chairman, Senate Committee on Defence and the Army, George Sekibo has confirmed the Army Chief's relocation.

Owner of Stolen Passport Speaks

One of the men whose passport was stolen and used by a passenger on the missing flight, 37 year old Italian tourist Luigi Maraldi, had a press conference at a police station in Phuket island, southern Thailand yesterday and explained how his passport was stolen in July 2013 on the island of Phuket. Thankfully, he reported his passport stolen and police have the record.
Yesterday, Luigi's father explained the original was stolen after his son used it to hire a motorbike.

'Last summer he was in Thailand and handed over the passport so he could hire a scooter but when he brought it back, they said they had already given it back to someone else, so he reported it stolen. The whole thing is a mix up - we have no idea who the person was that used my son's passport. The first I knew something had happened was when my son rang from Thailand on Saturday morning to say he was alive.
The owner of the other stolen passport is 30 year old Austrian citizen Christian Kozel, who only discovered his name was on the passenger manifest when police officers turned up at his home in Salzburg at the weekend.

'I was pretty shocked when I saw them at my door, and was relieved to find out that although I was dead, at least it was only on paper.' Christian said.He also reported his passport stolen in 2012. The passport was stolen in the same part of Thailand

Ik Ogbonna Narrates Robbery Experience, Exposes Police Officer Who Robbed Him

Ik Ogbonna claimed he was robbed last night at Ojuelegba by a Police officer who robbed him of N50,000. He said he also managed to take a picture of him as he drove off. Here’s what he said;

Eto's old man goal celebration

After scoring a goal against Spurs at yesterday's match, Chelsea footballer Samuel Eto'o celebrated the goal by posing as an old man, (pictured above) making fun of recent reports that he's closer to 40 than the 32 he's claiming. He also showed that he bears no hard feelings to his coach Jose Mourinho who was caught on camera saying he believes the Cameroonian striker is 35 and not 32.

"I didn’t suggest the celebration but I knew about it. We thought it was good because the best way to defuse the situation is to make fun of it." Jose Mourinho said of the pose

Whether 32, 35, or 39, Samuel Eto's has consistently shown he's still a force to be reckoned with. He will celebrate his 40th birthday...oh sorry...his 33rd birthday tomorrow March 10th.

50 gunmen attack Enugu government house

According to reports, 50 gunmen who arrived in 7 buses attempted to attack Enugu State Government House in the early hours of yesterday Saturday March 8th but didn't succeed as security personnel attached to the Government House engaged them in a shoot out, preventing them from gaining entry.
One gunman was killed and three others arrested in the shootout that lasted till 4:30am but no security personnel was killed or injured, this is according to the Chief Press Secretary to Governor Sullivan Chime, Mr. Chukwudi Achife, who confirmed the incident.

“They carried flags with different inscriptions and insignia belonging to some secret cults. They told the security men to open the gate claiming that they were at the government house on a protest. Sensing that there was danger, the security operatives rushed out only to see many of them with machetes, giving orders to their members to move into the government house."

The arrested gunmen have been handed over to the Enugu State Police Command

President Jonathan’s N9bn Jet Develops Sudden Fault

The President yesterday and some other top government officials in the country escaped an air mishap at the Minna Airport in Niger State when a presidential jet developed a technical fault, while they were aboard.

The presidential jet, Nigerian Air Force 001 (5N-FGT), had earlier brought the president to the state to attend a PDP rally before heading back to the airport after the rally for a trip to Sokoto, but when the president and other top government officials boarded the jet, the jet refused to move. They were there for several minutes and all efforts made by the crew members and engineers proved abortive.
While this was going on, Vice-President Namadi Sambo; President of the Senate, David Mark; all PDP governors, members of the National Assembly and members of the Federal Executive Council were watching under the scorching sun.
They were later conveyed into the Jet that brought the vice president, but only a few could fly with the president because the jet was smaller. Namadi Sambo later joined the senate president in a smaller presidential jet that flew him down, before leaving the state.

LIE!!! Khloe K and Rick Ross are dating.

You go to a friend's gig, take a pic with him and you are all of a sudden dating him? Stop it MTO! :-) According to MediaTakeOut, newly single Khloe Kardashian is dating rapper Rick Ross. Below is how they reported it...

MediaTakeOut.com just got some exclusive news... Khloe Kardashian is dating rapper Rick Ross. This ain't rumor y'all, it's fact!
According to a person close to Khloe, the eldest Kardashian is head over heels for Rick Ross. The insider explained, "Diddy introduced Khloe to Rick Ross, and they immediately hit it off."
The couple has been trying to keep their romance under wraps, but after last night - it looks like they're ready to go public
Khloe was Rick Ross special guest at his Revolt concert yesterday. And they even tweeted out a pic together.

Lol. Don't believe it jor...

Irony: Further Maths Teacher Divorcing Britains Wealthiest Entrepreneur Worth 1.1 Billion Because He Hates Being Rich

While most people will jump at the idea of marrying a billionaire, one man is divorcing one simply because 'hehates being rich.'
The man, a 57 year old further maths teacher identified as Tony Hawken,  is divorcing billionaire wife Xiu Li, 51, after being married for 21 years.
The couple became superfluously rich after Li's idea of building shopping centres in disused Chinese air-raid shelters earned her an estimated £1.1billion by 2011 and placed her on The Sunday Times Rich List.
With their new status, the pair traded up their semi-detached home in South Norwood, London, and bought a £1.5million house in Surrey.

"I Fell In Love With A Girl While Training To Be A Priest" -- Pope Francis Reveals

Pope Francis has confessed that he fell in love with a girl that he met when he was training to be a priest. After a week-long fixation, the Latin pontiff then aged 22 or 23 had to seek redemption in the confession booth, he revealed.
In an extraordinary interview to celebrate his first year in the Catholic church’s top job, Francis revealed that ‘there was a girl that turned my head for a week when I was at the seminary.’ ‘But we were young.’ He added mischievously: ‘I tell my confessor about these things.’ The Argentinian pontiff seems to have had no problem attracting the ladies in his youth.

I want to marry please- Ibinabo Fiberesima

AGN president, Ibinabo Fiberesima who has been married twice has said in a new interview that she has not ruled out marriage yet. She said she still wants to get married and even her children have been asking her when she will marry.
‘When I see a man who wants to marry me, I will marry him. I want to marry please. All my children are grown-up now. I need my own company. Even my kids ask me when I am getting married and I keep telling them I will marry when I find the man. I have not ruled out marriage at all’, she said.

Anita Joseph Turned Down Her Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal

A lot of people thought it was a rumour, but alas, Nollywood actress, Anita Joseph has come out to clear the air waves, she says it’s true her boyfriend proposed to her, but she turned it down because he wanted her to quit after they get married and she wonders why because he has been seeing her on tv even before she met. She also said even though he is a good guy, he can stab his partner when he gets jealous. Thank God she saw the signs! Her words;

"I rejected it because I cannot be a full housewife. He wants me to quit acting and become a full housewife. But I am not that type that sits at home all day. I love working. I love being busy. He said when we get married, I will quit acting. I have known him for two years and we have dated for a year. I don’t want to disclose his identity; all I can say is that his name is Mr. M. He is a good guy but he can stab you when he gets jealous. He is so possessive."
"He knows who I am. Why wouldn’t he know? He saw me on television before we eventually met. He has been following all my movies. He is not in support of my career. He wants me to quit after marriage. He doesn’t want me out because he doesn’t like my involvement in love scenes. He doesn’t want people to be looking at me and me exposing myself because of romantic scenes. Of course, I have marriage in mind. But I am not in a hurry to walk down the aisle."

35-Year Old Nigerian In Thailand Arrested For Drugs

Godwin Chinedu Agbarakwe, a 35-year old Nigerian who has been staying in Thailand illegally since 2012 has been arrested for drugs. Godwin was stopped by Tourist Police men on the 24th of February, 2014 and after a cavity search, they found drugs hidden in his anus.
Admitting his crime to the police, he said, he turned into a drug seller when his import and export business failed. He will be charged for both immigration and drug offences.

Kim & Kanye pre-nup: Kim to get $1m for each year they are married

Kim Kardashian will get $1million for each year she stays married to Kanye West, this is according to their pre-nup agreement which is in the final stages, Radar Online reports...
"The entire process for the prenup for Kim and Kanye has been extremely easy, and relatively drama free. Kanye didn’t even think the couple needed a prenup, and was ready to give Kim carte blanche to all of his financial assets. Yes, he loves Kim that much. There is a huge difference from Kim’s prenup with Kris Humphries… the preparation of their agreement went on for several months. It was long and tedious.” a source told Radar Online
Minus the $1million, Kim will also get their Bel Air mansion, will keep all jewelry and gifts given to her by Kanye. Money she earns from her reality show, clothing line, & promotional appearances will be hers and hers alone. This is a similar pre-nup to what Jay Z and Beyonce have...